Two Sparks, Both Alike In Lack Of Dignity (fic trade)

Now that we've all been de-anoned, I can post this here. (Also, so I still have it somewhere in case the comm goes the way of the dildo.)

Title: Two Sparks, Both Alike In Lack Of Dignity
Recipient: justbolts
Continuity: Beast Wars
Pairing/Characters: Rattrap, Dinobot
Rating/Category: PG, mild violence
Word Count: about 3600
Prompt: "Okay, so, great. What's the next step?" "...." "-- you didn't plan that far, did you?"
Spoilers: None
Notes/Warnings: Post-BW, ignoring the Series Which Must Not Be Named. Everyone made it safely to Cybertron, Megatron's in prison and they all lived happily ever etc.

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