Can't promise when I'll answer, but can't resist. ^_^

[raisedbymoogles]

Stolen from naboru among others.

Give me a pairing, threesome or moresome, and I'll tell you my headcanon for...

1. What they most commonly do during sex (if applicable)
2. Who has the prettier paintjob
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them
6. The most tragic possible ending for them

Might even fic for a few of those, if the bug bites. ^_^

Comments

[eerian_sadow]

Optimus Primal/Rhinox

[raisedbymoogles]

1. Gentle, tender, cuddly sex. Sometimes Rhinox ties Optimus up, but he always plays the gentle dom.
2. Optimus, definitely. Rhinox's paint is just there to cover the metal.
3. Sometimes Rhinox thinks Optimus expects miracles out of him. It doesn't help that Optimus usually gets them.
4. Well, when Optimus died, Rhinox didn't spend time grieving; he just got to work bringing him back. I dunno whether that's healthy or not.
5. They win, go back to Cybertron, and spend the rest of their days gallivanting around the galaxy increasing their Learnings.
6. ....Beast Machines. XP

[caiusmajor]

Roddy/Galvatron/Cyclonus/Scourge!

[raisedbymoogles]

1. With Galvatron, Roddy almost always subs. Defiant sub for the most part, but sub nonetheless. Things are a little more equal between him and Cyclonus, though Galvatron does love to see Cyclonus administer an interrogation~ Scourge rarely gets involved beyond watching; when he is there, Galvatron tends to treat him as an ambulatory sex toy.
2. Roddy's definitely the most vain, but he's outvoted. Cyc and Scourge kind of have to agree with Galvatron that Their Glorious Lord is the prettiest.
3. Roddy and Galvatron don't argue a lot, surprisingly. When they see each other, it's either for sex or battle, so there's not a lot of room to argue. Roddy and Cyc argue a lot, though, mostly about their differing points of view as 'Bot and 'Con and sometimes about who/what Galvatron needs. Which Galvatron solves by overloading them both until they pass out.
4. If any/all of the Unicronians died, Roddy would mope a bit, cause a memorial to be built and visit it regularly. If Roddy died, Galvatron would be a lot more bereft than he'd let on and a little sharper with his lieutenants because of it. None of them can say this, of course.
5. Cease-fire turns into peace, because it's more convenient for sexxings. Preferably with Quintessons or pirates for Galvatron to go after.
6. Probably a 'Cons win, 'Bots slaves scenario. Roddy would sink into depression and lose all his fire, which is what attracted Galvatron to him in the first place, and Galvatron wouldn't understand what the problem was.

So playing with OCs here.

[raisedbymoogles]

Jazz/the stars!
Starscream/Dreadmoon.
Nightlight/Starscream.
Bluestreak/the twins.
Optimus/Ironhide.
Ratchet/Wheeljack/Perceptor(/occasional Skyfire!)

-'Bootsyoink

Re: So playing with OCs here.

[raisedbymoogles]

Jazz/stars
1. Jazz and Pol have never 'faced; they're friends and dance partners, and have a closer relationship than Jazz has with the other stars - all of whom Jazz has 'faced with. He likes playing dom for Siri and Tauri, and playing with toys with Lesti.
2. Jazz! the stars chorus. Especially after he's had a House special soak-and-wax. He glows. ^_^
3. Once Tauri learns more about the humans, he and Jazz can argue goodnaturedly for hours about human cultural stuffs.
4. Probably Jazz. He's had more practice losing people.
5. Peace returns to Cybertron! Bring on the porn.
6. That Fic sans resolution.

Bluestreak/twins
1. Bluestreak sandwiched in between his big strong twins, feeling all safe and secure... <3
2. Sunstreaker, they said a little too quickly.
3. Sometimes Bluestreak feels not-taken-seriously. He's kind of the kid brother of the relationship, but he is an adult and has been fighting just as long as anyone else.
4. The twins would seem like they were coping on the outside, but they'd withdraw into their own little world again. Bluestreak would mourn hard and loudly, but ultimately I think he'd be okay.
5. War ends, they go home to Cybertron and raise lots of little sparklings. ^_^
6. Blue dies in battle, twins withdraw so far into themselves that they can't relate to any other mechs anymore and become pretty much useless for anything but fighting.

Op/'Hide
1. Occasionally they do the dom/sub thing, trading off which is which, but most of the time it's all praise and nigh-worshipful, tender, loving, Sarah McLachlan sort of sex.
2. They will both say the other one does.
3. Taking stupid chances that will get you killed slaggit I can't lose you.
4. I think Optimus would. He'd grieve like a sonofagun, of course, but he's got his spark a bit more spread out so he'd be more stable. Ironhide has made Optimus his world; he wouldn't be able to cope if Op died.
5. War ends, and Ironhide spends his days happily supporting Optimus's leadership and caring for their brood of lilluns. Optimus come home every night go melt. <3
6. Op dies, for the reasons listed above, and Ironhide is forced to go on without him.

[fluffymormegil]

G1 Thundercracker/Skywarp/Starscream.

[raisedbymoogles]

1. Bitch, complain, pick on each other, screw senseless. In that order.
2. Warp and TC give lip service (hurr hurr) to Starscream on this, but each one secretly thinks they're the prettiest.
3. Any excuse they can find, usually ending in Jockeying For Position. Arguing is kind of how they relate.
4. They're not so much a trine as two-and-one, so neither TC nor Warp would be especially mournful if Starscream died and vice versa. TC and Warp would be rather lost if the other died.
5. Probably if the 'Cons won without any of them dying.
6. ....pretty much what happened in the Movie.

[rosieknight]

Hm...

Optimus Prime/Megatron
Rodimus/Ultra Magnus
Rodimus/?
Flufferoth/that chocobo that grooms his hair