I'll get to the Red Alert one, it intrigues me. It just might take me a few days. XD
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Jazz flatters himself that even the rumors about his skill don't do him justice. The same hands that can take a life as swift as thought can reduce even the most stressed mechs to blissed-out puddles of Satisfied Client, and Jazz takes far more pride in the latter. He's even got a list of regulars, from Cassetticons to Omega Supreme (you'd be amazed how sore the poor mech's feet can get), from Red Alert (who doesn't come nearly as often as he should) to Ratchet (who shamelessly hogs his attention and Jazz doesn't have the spark to kick him out).
His favorite client, though, is Optimus Prime. The mech's so heavily armored that his massages are more like one-sided wrestling matches, with Jazz getting his elbows and knees involved in the action. It's a workout, but a satisfying one, leaving Jazz just as relaxed and blissful as his Prime.
(Also - though he'd never admit it under torture - Optimus makes the most incredible sounds when he's under Jazz's hands. Makes his engine race like nothing else.)
Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands
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Jazz flatters himself that even the rumors about his skill don't do him justice. The same hands that can take a life as swift as thought can reduce even the most stressed mechs to blissed-out puddles of Satisfied Client, and Jazz takes far more pride in the latter. He's even got a list of regulars, from Cassetticons to Omega Supreme (you'd be amazed how sore the poor mech's feet can get), from Red Alert (who doesn't come nearly as often as he should) to Ratchet (who shamelessly hogs his attention and Jazz doesn't have the spark to kick him out).
His favorite client, though, is Optimus Prime. The mech's so heavily armored that his massages are more like one-sided wrestling matches, with Jazz getting his elbows and knees involved in the action. It's a workout, but a satisfying one, leaving Jazz just as relaxed and blissful as his Prime.
(Also - though he'd never admit it under torture - Optimus makes the most incredible sounds when he's under Jazz's hands. Makes his engine race like nothing else.)