Call for drabble prompts~

[raisedbymoogles]

Give me a pairing/character/fandom and a song lyric/phrase/prompty theme, and I'll give you at least a hundred words, probably more.

Because it occurred to me that I'm about to have a lot more free time for the next month or so and I haven't attempted one of these in a while. ;)

AUs, crack, crossovers, porn, stuff based on old fic/unfinished projects, all welcome. Fandoms include Transformers (mostly G1, Beast Wars, and Prime, though I admit I never made it through season 2 of Prime), Marvel Cinematic Universe/Avengers, TMNT (not TOO familiar with the new cartoon, but other iterations are fair game), Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy 7, maybe a little Ace Attorney if the spirit moves... eh, you know my playgrounds. ;)

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Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[raisedbymoogles]

I'll get to the Red Alert one, it intrigues me. It just might take me a few days. XD

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Jazz flatters himself that even the rumors about his skill don't do him justice. The same hands that can take a life as swift as thought can reduce even the most stressed mechs to blissed-out puddles of Satisfied Client, and Jazz takes far more pride in the latter. He's even got a list of regulars, from Cassetticons to Omega Supreme (you'd be amazed how sore the poor mech's feet can get), from Red Alert (who doesn't come nearly as often as he should) to Ratchet (who shamelessly hogs his attention and Jazz doesn't have the spark to kick him out).

His favorite client, though, is Optimus Prime. The mech's so heavily armored that his massages are more like one-sided wrestling matches, with Jazz getting his elbows and knees involved in the action. It's a workout, but a satisfying one, leaving Jazz just as relaxed and blissful as his Prime.

(Also - though he'd never admit it under torture - Optimus makes the most incredible sounds when he's under Jazz's hands. Makes his engine race like nothing else.)

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[white_aster]

Mmmmmrow. Yes, Autobots say, we'll take about 50 of those. :D Yaaaaay, thank you!!! <3

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[raisedbymoogles]

giggles Jazz's Massage Parlor is Open For Business! :D

Welcome~

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[white_aster]

The war would stutter to a stop, because no 'bots would ever leave the base. The 'Cons would eventually stage an invasion, just out of curiosity, and once they were inside the Jazz Army would have them.

War over. All your Cybertronians are belong to Jazz. :D

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[raisedbymoogles]

Jazz: *cracks knuckles* Who's first? >|)D
'Cons: .....we offer a truce. *pile onto the massage berths*

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[darthneko]

oh, that's nice! And omg, poor Omega Supreme :(

Re: Title: Jazz Is Good With His Hands

[raisedbymoogles]

Being that big takes a toll, poor lad. *pats him*