raisedbymoogles | Another round of the Three Sentences Meme.

Five things list pls! FFVII, Seph and Sunset House? :D

And for balance, three-sentences - Jie, when first leaving the forest.

Five Things Seph Tried For The First Time At Sunset House
1) Pol's spice buns, though given that it was a new recipe Pol was testing for the first time, it was a mutual first between Seph and the buns.
2) Moogletea, which he might have refused if he'd known how difficult and expensive to obtain it is. As it is he was very embarrassed when he learned, because he'd drank three cups the first time Pol fed him.
3) Antibiotic cream, which Pol dabbed on him the first time he came to Sunset House all cut up from a monster fight. Pre-Nibelnibel he would've just ignored such superficial wounds and let them heal on their own.
4) Hand massage, courtesy of Siri. (To be honest Siri would love to rub the knots out of his shoulders, but one step at a time.)
5) Hugs. :D

There was so much sky.

Jie spent her first mile on the wide dusty track out of her homeforest with her nose pointed helplessly upward, eyes streaming as they struggled to take in all that light. After tripping on enough roots she gave up and sprawled out in the grass nearby, tickled by every breeze until she could wrap her mind around any task besides the dizzying dome of blue.

Character: Hot Rod | Rodimus Prime / Prompt: Jailhouse Rock

Hot Rod would be the first to admit he deserved to be brigged, and if anything Ultra Magnus had been needlessly merciful only giving him a single planetary rotation. That didn't mean being brigged without so much as an educational datapad wasn't unholy torture. So really tapping out Bravo III's March of the Glitchmice on the energon dispenser was only to be expected of him and not even the worst he could do to entertain himself.

BWAHAHAHA!

Roddy!

RODDY, agrees everyone in earshot. ;)

Oooh, Cyclonus, orange?

It was his second favorite color, for obvious reasons. Being drawn to the hard orange length of his lord's signature weapon was neither hardship nor conflict, and Cyclonus embraced it on those occasions when he was allowed to do so, but - he also found himself drawn to it in less appropriate situations, and it was becoming a problem. When the smooth expanse of Rodimus Prime's chest made even his fantasies turn traitor, Cyclonus was left distinctly uncomfortable in more ways than one.

Perfect! :D

Five Things with torquis'verse Seph, Jazz and Prowl? :DDD

ALso Five Things with Breath of the Wild Zelda? :DDDDDD

1. The Sheikah
Zelda falls into Impa's lap, weeping with joy, and Impa's gnarled hands stroke her hair. "The Sheikah have stayed faithful to you, my dear," she says, and Zelda smiles helplessly through her tears as the Sheikah gather to pay their respects to their princess, welcoming her home.

2. The Zora
Zelda is as charmed by Sidon as Link was, and lets the two of them impress her with waterfall-jumping contests. In return, Sidon seems to adopt her as his own little sister, and takes great pleasure in coaxing her into the water to teach her to swim. Before long she's splashing about and chattering to the other Zora, and Link and Sidon quietly exchange a fistbump.

3. The Gorons
Zelda can barely move in the fireproof suit, but that doesn't stop her stomping all over the mountain after Yunobo. The Gorons are head-over-heels for her in short order - literally, in Yunobo's case, rolling up and down in search of interesting jewels for her and letting her shoot him out of one of their mining cannons. She squeaks at the loud report, gasps aloud as Yunobo goes sailing into the air to crash into the mountainside, and laughs in delight when Yunobo stands up and waves to her.

4. The Gerudo
Zelda could walk around in Gerudo Town without any problems at all, but she's intrigued by their garb and - just as Link suspected - she's adorable in it. The Gerudo heartily agree, fussing over her endlessly and introducing her to Riju with the kind of celebration that said "family reunion" far more than "two royals meeting for the first time." Riju and Zelda share some tears over Urbosa, and some giggles over the Thunder Helm. It's still a bit big. Link visits his friend the jeweler in the meantime, commissioning a circlet using some of the jewels Yunobo gave them. It's nothing compared to the royal regalia Zelda's lost, but she tears up when Link gives it to her anyway. "I've never been given a present like this before," she says, and both Link and Isha pat themselves on the back.

5. The Rito
Link's not sure if it's Zelda the Rito are fascinated by or the shiny circlet on her brow, but Zelda's just as fascinated by them either way. She spends hours with the elders, learning to see the world from their perspective; she played with their children with every bit as much attention. Link watches over her from a bit of a remove, choosing a balcony he can easily leap from if it becomes necessary, and sometimes Teba joins him, fletching his arrows while Link watches Zelda play.

"She's something else, for a Hylian," Teba grudges, and Link hears something of his Champion predecessor's pride in his words. "But then, so are you."

Teba's talking nonsense, of course. But as long as Zelda wants him there, Link will keep following her, and keep watching for chances to make her smile.

THREE SENTENCES OF DARTH VADER MOOGLE

YOU KNOW WHY

"No, Luke. I am your father."

"No, that's not true! That's impossible! ...literally, you are like three feet tall."

"...my son is very rude, kupo."

Five Times Centauri Dressed Up As The Silver General And Freaked Someone Out.

Degree of flailing optional. :D...wig also optional, actually, he's got the sheer tonnage of hair and if anyone would know how to magic up a brief period of changing your hair colour...

Five Pairs Of Sock Dreams Socks Worn By Avalanche Where Sephiroth Could See (Broken Wings 'verse) :DDD

1. When the weather turns rainy, Marlene and Denzel curl up on either side of Sephiroth with a book each and with a pair of slipper socks that are soft to the touch when Sephiroth pats them. ...he might pat them just so they'll wiggle their toes at him.

(Kids' Curlz Fleece Slipper Socks)

2. Barret's socks have individual pockets for each toe. "Isn't that hard to put on?" Sephiroth wonders.

Barret grins and wiggles his individually-wrapped toes, which is - kind of fascinating in a weird way. "Some days you gotta let 'em breathe, even when it's too cold for barefootin'," he explains.

(Sport Micro Toe Socks for large feet, ahahaha)

3. The Blue Dolphin is a sponsor of Pride week, but even so Sephiroth is surprised to spot Tifa heading to work with rainbows all the way up to her knees.

(Vertical Rainbow OTK)

4. Cid's strutting around like a peacock in the socks Shera found for his birthday. Sephiroth has to admit the dinosaurs in pressure suits are a stroke of mad genius.

(Dinosaurs in spaaaaace!)

5. "Molecular notation for caffeine," Cloud explains croakily, and Sephiroth nods and refills his mug.

(Caffeine Midcalf)

*BONUS*
He hadn't exactly been expecting to shock anyone, but when Cloud nearly swallows his tongue when he spots what Sephiroth's wearing, Sephiroth can't help a little thrill of pride.

(Slouch Lace Anklet)

FIVE TIMES THERAPY 'BOS :DDDDDDDD

1) The Anchor HQ maintains a small army of dwarf chocobos as therapy aides or assistive animals. Their care and training is part of some of the Anchors' therapy, and the former SOLDIERs are so good at it by now that Anchor birds are in high demand. Anchor birds are never sold, only donated or loaned to people or organizations in need.

2) Roddy Prynne's hands were pretty damaged from frostbite on the North Crater, so he has a dwarf chocobo from the Anchor flock as an extra hand. Danny picks things up for him, presses buttons, and even knows how to call for help in an emergency, but he's a younger bird and can be overprotective of Roddy's space sometimes.

3) Therapy 'bos abound in the Mideel Hospital. Many of them were bred on the islands, or nearby; they're well acclimated to the weather as well as to the heightened presence of Mako. They provide contact comfort and a kind of early-warning system for patients affected by Mako poisoning.

4) Now and then the Anchors and their therapy 'bos will tour local schools for Very Special Lessons and such. A couple of weeks after Denzel's adventure with the Bouncers, his school got one such visit, and for the first time he was able to pet a therapy bird without fear.

5) When Sephiroth started seeing Nick, a dwarf chocobo named Clover more or less adopted him on sight and insisted on following him everywhere and sitting in his lap every time he sat down. ....It helped. <3

Five times Jazz terrified himself with horror games. :DDDD

1. Prey
It didn't really freak Jazz out as much as he'd thought it would. He already lived in a world where ordinary objects could suddenly transform and attack him, frag you Soundwave. A couple of nightmares and one incident where he nearly shot Smokescreen's office chair because it was in a weird place and he was fine.

2. Silent Hill 2
The problem was, Cybertron didn't really have a concept of horror as entertainment. Most of the Autobots were confused by it; Jazz was delighted. When he mentioned to Spike he was researching the phenomenon as a slice of human psychology, Spike mentioned this game as a critically acclaimed example of 'psychological horror.'

Spike maintained ever after that his intent had not been malicious. Jazz, jumping at the sound of radio static for a solid week, wasn't sure he believed him.

3. Amnesia
This was Jazz's first horror game where the player character had no ability to defend himself, and it was exquisitely terrifying at a level the warrior had never imagined. He eventually wound up diving into a cupboard to hide when Ratchet stormed into the medbay a little too forcefully. And humans did this to themselves for fun!

4. Slenderman
"This has to stop, Jazz." Prowl's grumble was slightly muffled.

"Noooo, s' research," Jazz protested. Admittedly it lost something when he was wrapped around Prowl's head and upper torso, but - Prowl thought, tugging Jazz's arm down so he could see the datapad he'd been reading before Jazz burst into his office - you couldn't fault his commitment.

"It appears to be self-inflicted torture," he commented, resigning himself to being a Jazz-perch until he calmed down. "Aren't we subjected to horrors enough?"

"'Cons got nothin' on Slenderman for pure creepy," Jazz shot back, then actually thought about what he'd said. "...heh. For the most part... Slenderwave."

Prowl groaned. "Now you're going to give me nightmares."

5. Five Nights at Freddy's
"AUGH SLAG"

Thump.

"...whoo. Sorry, gang, I had t' peel myself off the ceiling." Jazz grinned at his webcam. "That was a good one, right? Who was bettin' on it bein' Chica who got me next?" A few people sounded off in the Twitch chat window. "Hah. Well, award yourselves a point. Remember, most points at the end of the session gets some cool swag!"

"Jazz, is everything-"

"YIE!"

Optimus blinked at the abruptly-occupied ceiling. "I apologize, Jazz, I didn't mean to startle you."

Jazz eased himself down again, cackling. "Hey! Did anyone bet on this jumpscare?" He tugged Optimus forward. "Hey, everybody, say hi to my boss! Boss-bot, these are the humans watchin' me make a fool of myself playin' Five Nights. And I'm pretty sure there's some 'Cons on the channel too." A flurry of denials. "Don't even try it, Drag Strip, I clocked you the second you logged on."

"Oh," Optimus blinked. "I apologize for interrupting. ...are you winning?"

...dammit, how was his boss so adorable. "Not even close. I just died again, but that just means I get t' do a death minigame. Which is good," Jazz quickly clarified when Optimus headtilted. "If I do all these right, I get to bring peace to the souls of these dead kids."

He settled himself back in his chair and put his audio hookups back in; he expected Optimus to wish him well and leave again. Instead he felt a broad, warm hand on his shoulder. "...may I linger?" Optimus asked quietly.

...aw, slag, boss.

Jazz covered his leader's hand with his own, spark pulsing with the terrible memories they shared. "Sure. I could use a special guest, huh, gang?" he addressed the chat window. It was instantly flooded with affirmations.

Grinning, Jazz picked up the controller.

Five Times Avalache Was Naked Around Fluffiroth, Accidentally Or Otherwise

BROADWAY BACKWARDS. Five things with Broadway Backwards! With Steve Rogers, with the Stars, I dun care. :D

(Also apparently in this 'verse Sunset House is a talent agency?)

1)
Most weird things in Steve's life nowadays happen can be traced to Natasha, but this one was Sam's all the way. Later Steve figured out that this was Sam feeling him out, and kinda wished Sam had just asked, but on the other hand kinda understood why he hadn't. In any case they went, saw some talented fellas with VERY highly defined muscles do campy sendups of Broadway songs, and Steve went home and drew nothing but male figures from memory for a week.

2)
The next year Steve and Sam were going steady - to Nat's glee, worrying everyone in her general vicinity - and they went back to Broadway Backwards as a kind of hey-remember-when date. By then they were a little more of a high-profile couple so they got to go backstage and meet some of the dancers. Bantering with the redhead who vamped his way through "Roxy" was fun, but Steve found himself talking shop with the shorter, stockier redhead who'd scolded the slight, brown-haired Maria through "A Boy Like That". He ended up trading email addresses with Sirius, which got him a raised eyebrow from Sam, but when Steve pointed out they'd bonded over the experience of wearing itchy tights in front of a large audience, he laughed.

3)
That was the year they finally caught up to Bucky, so things were - chaotic. For a while. They didn't make it to Broadway Backwards, or any other show that year. Sirius sent him a few clips of the show, including a whole chorus line doing "Pet Me Papa" with the leggy redhead - Centauri - front and center. Bucky stared at it until it ended and then gave Steve a flat look, which was the most emotion Steve had seen from him since the helicarrier. The stars got an effusive thank-you note.

4)
Steve stopped feeling guilty about considering himself and Sam Bucky's babysitters the night he discovered Bucky considered himself their babysitter too. Unfortunately that was the night Broadway Backwards got hit by Hydra. The less said about that the better, but when the dust settled casualties were minimal, he had fewer bullets in his ass than he would have if Bucky hadn't snuck out of their apartment to tail them, and Bucky had his head together with Sirius and Sam about what a self-sacrificing asshole he was. Steve would gladly take that.

5)
Speculation flared when Sam and Bucky took their seats at Broadway Backwards sans Steve; it went positively nuclear when Steve appeared as a backup dancer for Sirius's rendition of "Bring On the Men." Sam was seen to quite firmly cross his legs. Bucky looked distinctly smug. Steve, distracted by the heat of his lover's gaze, missed a few steps and wound up seated where he should have been standing; Sirius, never missing a beat, simply straddled his knees and kept right on. All in all, a successful evening for everyone involved.

Three sentences - Nick Fury recruiting The Lorax.

Err on a G String - Phone sex worker Jazz! :D Three sentences or five things, whichever works but OMG MIGHTY NEED

"Hey, tigerbot, what's on your processor?" Jazz purred, edging his voice with a sultry smile he didn't feel. Just three more calls and he could go home...

"I - er. I'm sorry, this was a bad idea. I'm sorry to waste your time."

"Hey, hey," Jazz coaxed, dropping the smoulder for a more nuturing pose. "Don't hang up on me yet. People don't call us unless they're lookin' for something. Maybe I can talk you through it, huh?"

He was rewarded with a moment's silence and a slow exvent. "I suppose there's very little that could surprise a mechanism in your line of work."

Smart and a sexy voice, Jazz wanted to say, but you couldn't flirt too obviously with the shy ones. "Not much, no. C'mon, spill. Tell ol' Shadowgold what he can do for you."

Another exvent, the bot on the other end of the line gathering his courage. "Well... there's this bot I see on the newscasts all the time, and - it's so stupid, but I'm smitten with him. Have you heard of Optimus Prime?"

MOOGLE FERTILITY RITUALS

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FORMAT BUT MOOGLE FERTILITY RITUALS

:D?

Three sentences of Sephiroth's Little Sister Sephora doing his makeup? :D

"Almost done. Look up."

It was funny how a weapon could be wielded in such wildly divergent ways in different hands. When Sephora wore makeup, it was hiding in plain sight, showing the world what the world expected to see. When she shared her makeup with Sephiroth, it was his war paint.

"Hmm. Blink for me?" Eyes critically narrow, Sephora examined her work. Sephiroth obligingly blinked for her. "It'll do."

She let him go, and they both stood. "Thank you," Sephiroth said gravely, and Sephora smiled. Sephora always smiled more readily than Sephiroth could.

"Go strike fear into the hearts of the enemy," she urged. Sephiroth snorted.

...but he did feel much more confident at his semiannual budget review knowing that his winged eyeliner was as sharp and flawless as his blade.

Usagi adopting Waspinator.

PINK MATERIA ARE SEX MATERIA :D

Five things Roddy has thought about Galvatron while hiding under a blanket after lights out? :D

1) Top billing in Rodimus’s Erotic Fantasy Theater is still the captive/sex slave thing. It’s gone through several variations, from ‘this is Worst Case Scenario, why am I thinking about this so much, wait why are my ports sparking’ to ‘there is definitely something wrong with me but what the hell’ to ‘well, maybe if I ask nicely…?’ but the general gist is always ‘tied up in interesting/accessible positions, inflicted pain upon, and Used for Pleasure.’ Sometimes by Galvatron alone, sometimes with Cyclonus and/or Scourge joining in. Roddy suspects his subby streak got a hell of a boost when he became Prime just as a reaction to all the extra responsibility dropped in his lap, but it’s always been there. …and, well, Galvatron could induce subbiness in a rock, seriously.
2) Tangentially related but not necessarily connected is the fantasy scenario where Galvatron’s holding him down and telling him… things. Sometimes repeating in a growl things the real Galvatron’s roared at him over a battlefield, sometimes more overtly erotic promises/threats, ahem, and now and then telling him harsh truths he knows but doesn’t want to deal with or giving voice to his Inner Critic if he’s feeling particularly self-destructive. Occasionally Rodimus’s fantasy skews the opposite direction, i.e. he’s the one being compelled to speak, either those harsh truths or inner-critic thoughts or just confessing his darker fantasies. He always did have a kink for his partners seeing past his defenses, and Galvatron does pretty consistently.
3) Two words: Flight. Tech. Clutched in Galvatron’s arms, up high enough that the horizon’s starting to curve, the perfect mix of ‘held tight and safe and close’ and ‘utterly at his mercy’ that gets his engine going. …and if they’re linked up at the same time, well, so much the better. :D …orrrr sometimes guiltily thinking about being in Galvatron’s lap in Cyclonus’s cockpit in superjet mode. He’d never ask in a million years, but.
4) …honestly, just kneeling to Galvatron, sometimes. Not even always as part of the aforementioned captive/slave thing, though that does get featured now and then. Just… thinking about how impressive Galvatron is, and how much Rodimus feels for him and how hopeless he feels to express it - it’s just this urge to sink down to his knees, and then he imagines looking up and seeing Galvatron smile.
5) Now and then, Roddy just wraps himself up tight in his blankets and pretends it’s Galvatron holding him. Nothing more or less than that.

...it goes without saying that nothing is a secret from Scourge once it's on the internet, doesn't it? Notes Are Being Taken and will be cc'd to the appropriate people. <3

Oh. :D Oh no. :DD Oh what have I done. :DDD Truly I have made a terrible mistake. :DDDD

Preliminary thoughts from Galvatron's side of this, in corresponding order:
1) Easy enough to arrange and honestly all three Unicronians would be entirely delighted to help him tick that one off his bucket list... repeatedly if he likes. Mmmm.
2) Galvatron's take on this is that holding Roddy down and attempting to get him to whimper just by threatening/promising him things sounds like fun and also is the kind of thing he'd quite likely do on a whim anyway (and keep doing, when he saw what kind of reaction it got). Getting Roddy to do the talking, conversely - very tempting thought, but that could get pretty intense depending on how much Roddy is trying to resist... not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
3) As for the first part of this, absolutely yes because Galvatron's flight abilities are one of the things about himself that he glories in and he is entirely up for using them to make Roddy squeak and cling to him. As for the second part, that got a kind of aching silence from both him and Cyclonus because on the one hand they can both understand the appeal but on the other it reminds them how much they miss doing the thing even without Roddy there. One to discuss when the Decepticon Empire has a lot more spare energon than it does now.
4) ...that one brought up some much-cherished memories, ahem. If Roddy ever feels disposed to kneel to Galvatron again in any context, he is very welcome to do it.
5) Well, Galvatron does have a habit of holding very tight - whether figuratively or literally - to anything he considers His. Roddy is definitely in that category, soooo... <3

1) Well, he has quite a collection of variations on this theme in his head by now. Repeatedly is well within the realm of possibility. :DDD
2) The way Galvatron talks to him pretty much sends him into orbit anyway, so having the focus on that is definitely going to do it for him. <3 ...and yeah, making Roddy do the talking is never not going to be intense. That's probably a 'rare occasions' sort of kink. XD
3) Yyyyeah, that's part of the reason why Roddy would never admit to that one. The other part is that he thinks of that kind of thing as exclusively for Galvatron and Cyclonus if it ever happens again and he doesn't want to trespass. ...more than he already has. ;)
4) ...hee. I'll pass that along. <3333
5) ...so, I'm hearing cuddle party. :D

Fluffiroth omake! :D In which there is a Moogle Yoga Youtube-equivalent channel and Seph gets roped in as Demonstration Wingless. Occasionally ditto one or several of the May kids and-or Marlene and Denzel.

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Possibly expandable into fic? :D

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five random disconnected headcanons.

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Takes place in a nebulous time frame.

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Cheerfully ignores Civil War.

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