ALIENS. ::does the hand thing::

[raisedbymoogles]

Am watching Miniminuteman's Ancient Aliens Origins response/drinking game and I just realized that in Transformers!verse, all the Ancient Aliens guys would immediately pivot to "And those aliens were Autobots! :DDDD"

because anything relating to Autobots instantly gets attention and attention = money, like all conspiracy theories.

eventually Optimus Prime learns to tune that shit out 'cause they treat every denial like a confession, but every once in a while a TikTokker gets an angry quote from one of the younger/less even-keeled Autobots that they can turn into Content.

.........oh my god but the Decepticons though. Maybe a few of them start going "oh yeah, we built your pyramids" because they think it's funny, but at one point Megatron starts incorporating it into his propaganda because, hey, flesh creatures, we built all of your civilizations, obviously this means you can't do anything on your own and you should hand over your planet to us!!!! :DDDD (what do you mean you only believe that about the natives of Africa and the Americas, no you're all insignificant insects trust me)

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[gingicat]

Megatron: does not get human racism
Also Megatron: hates all humans equally

[raisedbymoogles]

some bigot attempts to explain why light-skinned humans should get preferential treatment in the Inevitable Glorious Future when everyone's enslaved at the energon factory and Megatron gets bored halfway through and vaporizes him

[gingicat]

Thank you for that mental image.

[raisedbymoogles]

:D