Fic: The Filking of Starscream [gen, silly]

[raisedbymoogles]

Moogle finally writes 'Con fic, and it's.... this.

Warnings for silliness, Disney, and Skywarp.

Comments

[rosieknight]

Oh god. I just found this and am dying laughing.

Skywarp needs to see Disney's Robin Hood (the 1973 animated version, according to wiki), just for what he could do with this song.

[raisedbymoogles]

*phoenix down! :OOO*

...Muahahaha. Yes. >DDDDD

[rosieknight]

*is revived and not as a zombie* :D

Part of me wants 'Warp to sing that at Starscream's coronation. >:)

(Out of curiosity, did Skywarp use the movie or the musical version of "Gaston" for the bases of his song?)

[raisedbymoogles]

*yaaaaay nozombie! :D*

....yeah, he'd get out about two lines and get shot. XD

(I think it was the movie soundtrack version.)

[rosieknight]

*:D*

No, I think he'd get at least five lines in.

o/` Oh, the 'verse will sing of a Decepticon King/ a thousand vorns from now/ and not because he came from Voz/ or had that lofty brow/ while the left for dead Megatron led/ us to victory's great dream/ we now have to slave away/ for that old fragger Starscream o/`

How about 'Warp has to sing a version of that song in front of the 'Cons and the Bot's to get back in Megatron's good will-not-kill graces?

(*nods* Makes more sense than 'Warp managing to see the play.)

[raisedbymoogles]

*hugs!*

-oh dear. Someone-not-me needs to write that. And then ban Skywarp from YouTube. XDDDD

(...that'd be interesting though. XD)

[rosieknight]

*returns hug*

If I make the altered lyrics for you, can you write a plot for it?

.... And headspace!Skywarp says, "Who need YouTube? I've got Netflicks! :D"

(It's have to be an outdoor performance or in a theater with really high ceilings and wide doors.)

[raisedbymoogles]

*^_^*

I... make no promises. XD

.....Starscream says NETFLIX IS BANNED FROM SKYWARP.

(Or a zapped!human!Skywarp. Or just shrunk a la Microbots.)

[rosieknight]

*:D*

That's all right. At least we'll both get a laugh out of it. :)

Skywarp ask if Starscream is sure, because Skywarp will get bored without Netflix and will have to up his pranking to keep himself enterained.

(True. I think Skywarp'd be too worried about getting stepped on if he was shrunk to the size in Microbots. *headdesk* Why do I want 'Warp to have a secret love for musical theater?)

[raisedbymoogles]

*<3?*

True! :D

.....Why can't Skywarp stick to harrying Autobots for fun like normal subordinates?

(Because he can filk the songs to say FEELTHY FEELTHY THEENGS, that's why! XD)

[rosieknight]

*<3*

:D

Because Skywarp isn't a normal subordinate and anyone who suggests otherwise is slandering his name?

(That works!)

[raisedbymoogles]

*<333*

:DDD

....asdfljsdfjksldfsulkyScream.

(*beams!*)

[rosieknight]

*<3 <3 <3*

:D :D :D

How is that different from normalScream?

( :D )

((... This Valentine's themed fic I'm writing is giving me some problems.))

[raisedbymoogles]

((What are you trying to write?))

[rosieknight]

((Captain America/Iron Man drabble-ish for each part of the poem "Roses are Red". I've got 'Roses are Red' done and I know what I'm doing for the last two parts, but 'Violets are Blue' is giving me a hard time. I need a reason why they'd celebrate Vday about a week late.))

[raisedbymoogles]

((Supervillain attack.))

[rosieknight]

((I ended up going with a vague "missions" because I kept trying to figure out what a supervillain might do that would be messy, but largely harmless.))