i don't know if I want to say 'confuse me' or not.

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Stolen from senmut.

Post the first line of a story here, and I'll write the next five. No context or prompts, just a line, and if I don't twig who it is then you'll get something slightly surreal back!

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The Decepticons were all competing in the Gaping Olympics, but Megatron was well on his way to taking the gold. Starscream went hot/cold/euphoric all over, seeing that, I really did this twisting with why didn't I do this long ago? in his turbulent spark.

"That's right," he said breathlessly, just to make extra sure he couldn't change his mind later, "I quit. Slag this, slag all of you, slag the Cause, we left the Cause behind about six astroseconds in and you all know it, and Megatron, slag you in particular. I'm going to go see if Skyfire will still take me back, but even if he doesn't, you can all get WRECKED!"

[(Anonymous)]

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[raisedbymoogles]

I TRYYYYYYYYY~