raisedbymoogles: (Zidane - flight)
raisedbymoogles ([personal profile] raisedbymoogles) wrote2010-05-03 08:17 pm

I got bunnied. XD

This was inspired by (lj)l_shades's most recent Communique installment, found here.

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"Okay, we got a tea set from Cousin Arnie..."

"We'll have to start drinking tea."

"Gift cards from your dad..."

"Check."

"And a vacuum cleaner from..."

Spike glanced up from his notebook at his wife (and his heart was never going to stop doing backflips at that thought, was it?). "Who, Carly?"

Carly winced. "Wheeljack."

Spike groaned. "Well, we'll send him a thank-you note anyway. You think we should've forgotten to mention the whole 'wedding presents' custom to the Autobots?"

Carly chuckled and nudged the Wheeljackian Monstrosity of a vacuum cleaner to one side. "Nah. Most of them did pretty good. Look at this." She lifted up a fist-sized lump of shimmering crystal that split the morning sunlight into hundreds of rainbows. "Looks like something from Prowl's crystal garden."

"Wow." Momentarily fascinated, Spike almost forgot to write it down in his notebook. "Okay, so, Prowl - shiny crystal-"

"It's not from Prowl."

The too-steady way Carly spoke made Spike pause warily. He looked up to see Carly place the crystal gently on the table and back away like it would bite her. She handed over a folded slip of white paper without a word; Spike braced himself before looking down.

Embossed on the front in silver was a stylized Decepticon symbol.

"Oh, slag," Spike murmured.

"Uh huh."

"How did they get it past Red Alert?"

"I have no idea."

Spike tugged her down on the couch with him; they leaned together as Spike opened the paper. The words inside were typed in a bold, streamlined font that was no doubt aesthetically pleasing in Decepticon culture; Spike pictured the Seekers playing with fonts and supressed a hysterical giggle.

Humans, the note read. This is a crystal seeded from the remains of the crystals of the Grand Garden in Vos. The lack of color is a rare and prized effect, caused by the purity in its molecular structure. I give it to you in acknowledgement of your union. May it be blessed with many years of service to the rising Decepticon Empire!

Regards, Megatron and the Decepticons

P.S. If you wish to grow it, ask the Autobot Prowl.


Spike and Carly sat in silence for a long moment, holding each other while the shock of Megatron's gift ebbed. "Well," Spike sighed, "add his name to the list of thank-you notes."

"Do you think it's a trick?" Carly murmured.

"I don't think so." Spike glanced again at the note, then slipped it in his pocket. "All the same..."

"Yes?"

"Let's not put it in the bedroom."
senmut: modern style black canary on right in front of modern style deathstroke (Default)

[personal profile] senmut 2010-05-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I adore this. So very much. And yeah, not putting it in the bedroom is a good idea.
ilyena_sylph: megatron from AHM, close up (Transformers: Megatron)

[personal profile] ilyena_sylph 2010-05-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
*gleeeeeeeee* This is fabulous!
darkdanc3r: courtesy of PellimusPrime on LJ (WTF - Prowl)

[personal profile] darkdanc3r 2010-05-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
bwahahahahaha

Oh, oh man, a vacuum from Wheeljack and a crystal from Megatron. Megatron!!! *giggles*

I'm not sure Megs really understands the point of a wedding gift, but at least he tried?
katarik: DC Comics: Major Slade Wilson and Captain Adeline Kane, text but I can make you better (Default)

[personal profile] katarik 2010-05-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeee! This amuses me *intensely*.

Also, I bet the thank-you note they ended up writing was *hysterical*.
katarik: DC Comics: Major Slade Wilson and Captain Adeline Kane, text but I can make you better (Between my fiery sighs & my burning eyes)

[personal profile] katarik 2010-05-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Starscream wants to know, shriekingly, WHOSE skill? HIS city!
katarik: DC Comics: Major Slade Wilson and Captain Adeline Kane, text but I can make you better (Between my fiery sighs & my burning eyes)

[personal profile] katarik 2010-05-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Starscream is, of course, terribly sorry that Megatron doesn't have anything worth admiring.
katarik: DC Comics: Major Slade Wilson and Captain Adeline Kane, text but I can make you better (Between my fiery sighs & my burning eyes)

[personal profile] katarik 2010-05-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
(... That is perhaps the best possible answer, and upon showing it to Household cackles rang through the house.)

Starscream appears to be reduced to Glaring. And muttering vile, vile insults.
katarik: DC Comics: Major Slade Wilson and Captain Adeline Kane, text but I can make you better (Between my fiery sighs & my burning eyes)

[personal profile] katarik 2010-05-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
(trufax, much to Starscream's dismay and displeasure.)

Seethe, says a Starscream, Seethe.
caiusmajor: (Decepticon Matrix)

[personal profile] caiusmajor 2010-05-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
...that's amazing. "Many years of service to the rising Decepticon Empire!" indeed. Standard congratulatory remark? :D
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[personal profile] eerian_sadow 2010-05-05 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh, this was priceless. utterly priceless. i could only wish my ex and i had gotten something so cool for our wedding.

Red, of course, needs to sweep it for listening devices. ;)
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[personal profile] tainry 2010-05-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
DWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Delightful. :D