I can take a hint.

[raisedbymoogles]

Year 1 of living in our current house
Wasps: colonize the vents in the back of the house
Solution: chemical warfare, anti-wasp screens over the vents

Year 2
Wasps: colonize the compost bin, next to the veggie patch where chemical warfare is not possible
Solution: wait til winter when they're all hibernating, then chuck the entire bin out along with its contents

Year 3
Wasps: colonize the vents in the FRONT of the house RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN DOOR
Solution: pack the fuck up and move to Antartica

Comments

[playswithworms]

The wasps have implemented plan stage 3! I tend to be live and let live with wasps if I can, but right by the front door is tough - good luck? *patpats*

[raisedbymoogles]

unfortunately the last two years my wife got stung while gardening, so 'live and let live' is not really an option now. Especially since their nest is right where my herb garden is.

[dragoness_e]

Ignore the wasps, they keep the giant spiders from ambushing you at the front door.

[raisedbymoogles]

Considering we had a toilet spider last night, they're not doing a great job of that. ;P