Wanderer's Rest

Year 1 of living in our current house
Wasps: colonize the vents in the back of the house
Solution: chemical warfare, anti-wasp screens over the vents

Year 2
Wasps: colonize the compost bin, next to the veggie patch where chemical warfare is not possible
Solution: wait til winter when they're all hibernating, then chuck the entire bin out along with its contents

Year 3
Wasps: colonize the vents in the FRONT of the house RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN DOOR
Solution: pack the fuck up and move to Antartica