3SF returns! Bigger, badder, more community-y!

I was tired last night, so only six bits. (lol 'only')

FFTA, Marche & Montblanc, tfw you realize you’ve joined a gang
Transformers G1, Optimus Prime, responsible eldritch monster ownership
Little Mermaid dark AU, Ursula, stealing the voice of a siren for the public good
TFG1, Rodimus/Scourge, vampire AU (nsfw)
FFVII, Sephiroth, little kid Sephiroth is going to find himself his very own mother, just like the lab techs talk about.
responsefic to one of my partner’s many responses to my “worst (or at least funniest) worlds to make a Kingdom Hearts level from” prompt - Sora&co fix Sephiroth’s whole deal

Also, another bit for drabble-zone - Cloud, Hero to Local Children, for prompt: things change.

in many occasions, DEEPLY threatening the integrity of "what counts as 1 sentence"

Breath of the Wild, Link & Revali, Link reacting to Revali's constant roasting

any, any, nerding out about cooking (BotW Link & Zelda)

any, any, i wish i could go back to when i was 13 i used to know everything then (FF7, Cloud)

any, any, "don't worry, you're with us now" (Kingdom Hearts/BW, Kairi & Optimus)

Any, any, "if things get any better I'll have to hire somebody to help me enjoy it" (FF7, Seph & Zack)

Untitled Goose Game, Goose, a new kind of bell (Animal Crossing/Untitled Goose Game, Tom Nook & Goose)

So I wrote a silly short fic for a friend for Winterthing: This End Up - Kingdom Hearts/Transformers crossover

...and this morning I woke up to three chapters of glorious car porn. Like There's No Red Lights (you need an AO3 account to see this one) Humanized Galvatron driving Hot Rod and both of them enjoying it far too much. :DDDDD

Because I've had Beast Wars on the brain lately. I want to do something BW-related for their 20th anniversary, but I don't think I have it in me to take on another big project like Steampunk BW would be.

( There was little enough left of this world... )

I promised myself I wouldn't do any more challenges for a while until I cleared out some of my project backlog, but then Porn Battle opened up an old-prompts challenge and, well... I am weak. *facepalm*

These will be poked at and put onto AO3 at some point, but until then, here are a couple of pornfics in their raw form.

Galvatron/Hot Rod (post-S3), apology, conquest

Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Aeris/Sephiroth, mastery

Snippet of a Kingdom Hearts/Sesame Street crossover. Yes, really.

( Big Bird was just sitting down to his midafternoon snack... )

Kingdom Hearts: Metal Heart - Kingdom Hearts/Transformers crossover comic
I have not abandoned this, dammit. I haven't. I'm just... well, easily distracted. -_-
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On Broken Wings - Post-AC FFVII fic starring a sane Sephiroth
Going, slow but steady.
On Livejournal | On Insanejournal

Lambo Sammich - Drabble set, Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker-centric
Sporadic.
On Livejournal

Kink Is Our Business, and Business Is Good - Drabble set, in which Sideswipe and Swindle start a porn/sex toy shop.
Sporadic.
On Livejournal