TOTK SPOILERS I AM NOT KIDDING SO MANY SPOILERS

I'm about eeeeiiiiight? hours into this game? not that time means much in Hey What's That!?: The Game. I'm well past the tutorializing at least. initial thoughts, just b/c it'll be interesting to see if/how my opinion changes as we play:

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