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don't play it, save yourselves
Mar. 29th, 2021 08:08 pmso i fell down the rabbit (and cow and chicken) hole that is Stardew Valley and a) I will never get anything done again, and b) I really, really want a Final Fantasy reskin of this game.
like, instead of receiving 20 rocks or whatevs in your mailbox Cloud swings by on his motorcycle and drops it off. Tifa runs the saloon. Relm's drawing in random places. Yuna's at the beach. you can raise chocobos and grow Aerisflowers and just all sorts of nostalgia bait.
sometimes the series antagonists fly by and fuck shit up, but that's never framed as being your problem. you're there to grow things. the heroes take care of business in the background and you just go about your day like Stan Lee with headphones.
and then a week later said antagonists show up in the bar and you can start giving them fresh produce and nostalgiaberry wine.
look i just want a game where I get to feed them until they have max hearts and they're all Okay. some people have coffee shop AUs, give me this.
like, instead of receiving 20 rocks or whatevs in your mailbox Cloud swings by on his motorcycle and drops it off. Tifa runs the saloon. Relm's drawing in random places. Yuna's at the beach. you can raise chocobos and grow Aerisflowers and just all sorts of nostalgia bait.
sometimes the series antagonists fly by and fuck shit up, but that's never framed as being your problem. you're there to grow things. the heroes take care of business in the background and you just go about your day like Stan Lee with headphones.
and then a week later said antagonists show up in the bar and you can start giving them fresh produce and nostalgiaberry wine.
look i just want a game where I get to feed them until they have max hearts and they're all Okay. some people have coffee shop AUs, give me this.
